Gilmário's satisfying self

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Gilmário argues that his prize entry delivers much more than just satisfaction. Gilmário enters himself into the prize pool, and says that the winner will be allowed to take him home for a week. Vasco places Gilmário third.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)