Roisin keeps changing her mind

Roisin initially decides, based on her long friendship with Greg, that he’d quite enjoy a drawing of a sausage.

After failing to realise her artistic vision, she then decides that she’s actually drawn ‘bacon’, and then ‘a pregnant lady’.

She then indicates that she’s ‘Tracey Emin-ing it’ by ‘making some shapes’.

She then attempts to turn her drawing into a representation of the ‘Angel of the North’ statue, before finally deciding that what she’s actually drawn is ‘a bunch of tulips’.

Greg puts Roisin (or ‘sausage girl’) in last place for the task. After she protests this placement by drawing attention to Frank’s attempt, he responds that her own drawing looks more like ‘a duck in a golf bag’. Greg indicates that if she’d claimed that’s what she’d actually drawn, she’d have scored a lot higher.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)