Solveig's Mother's Day card

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Solveig brings in a Mothers’ Day card from her son, Albert, when he was 9 or 10 years old. It reads “I love you. Kind, wise, salty, nice mom. You are so kind.” Solveig protests that she is more angry than salty. She earns third place, which she says will annoy Albert.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)