Amir becomes Ida

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Amir selects the hat with Ida’s face on it, and asks several largely useless and imprecise questions in response to various categories selected. In response to the ‘Kama Sutra’ category, he asks whether he likes 69-ing. In response to the ‘fruit’ category, he asks whether he likes blueberries. In response to the ‘The Twist Bag’ category, he asks if he likes the banana-flavoured twist. Another category leads him to ask if he likes meatballs with potatoes and brown sauce. Further prompts lead him to asking if he is “the donkey that shoots gold out of its ass” (thus coining the episode title), or “as spicy as a tikka masala”. He then seems to randomly guess that the face on his hat is Einar’s, after seven questions. When he is questioned, in the studio, about who he would have guessed if the answer to “do I like 69-ing” was “yes”, he says he would have named himself. He earns last place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)