Maria's dry eyes

Maria starts by taking a bite out of an onion like it's an apple, and then holding the exposed onion flesh to her eye.

She moves on to watching a video title ‘most emotional soldiers coming home compilation’, which does succeed in making her emotional, but does not provoke any actual tears.

Maria earns last place with zero tears, and also an accusation from Atle about being a "clinical psychopath".

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)