Siri's tiger balm tears

Siri begins by suggesting she could watch a movie to provoke tears, but she then quickly turns to onions, just like all the other contestants.

She cuts a red onion while holding her face a couple inches away, and appears to successfully collect a few tears this way.

She also tries putting tiger balm under her eyes, which appears to have more effect.

She says that it’s "scorching", and quickly collects several more tears.

Siri is able to collect 19 tears altogether, which earns her first place by a mile.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)