Karen marries her actual partner

Karen has a real-life partner named Eilish, but she lives in LA.

They call Eilish on Facetime on Paul’s tablet and Karen (wearing a veil and holding a small bouquet) stands next to Paul (holding his tablet with Eilish on it) just outside the caravan.

While Eilish starts playing some wedding music on her saxophone, Karen and Paul walk towards the caravan, where there is a table with a bottle and two full glasses of champagne.

Karen then tells Eilish that she’s written a song for her, and proceeds to play guitar while singing it. The lyrics to her song are as follows:

I do love you
I do love you
Marrying today is what I will do
I do love you
I do love you
Marrying today is what I will do
You make me so happy
Make me smile everyday
Even though you currently live over in LA
I can’t wait to be married to you for the rest of my life
Please my darling Eilish, will you please be my wife?

She then asks Eilish if she will take her hand in marriage, and holds up a tiny doll hand to the tablet. Eilish agrees, and they both put their hands towards the camera.

They then proceed to kiss through the screen, and Karen walks back down the aisle with Eilish on Paul’s tablet, while Paul throws what appears to be cereal onto them.

Karen then tosses her bouquet, and Paul catches it.

She earns 5 points.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)