Lucy’s culinary creation

Lucy brings in what she calls a “Yorkshire melon” – a whole canary melon with five Yorkshire puddings attached to it with toothpicks.

At no point does Lucy attempt to explain her prize submission but, after Greg voices his immediate disappointment with it, she instructs him to look at the reverse side of the melon, to see if he likes it any better.

On the reverse side of the melon, five cut-outs of the word ‘things’ have been attached to the melon.

Lucy then goes off on a tangent about how, as Yorkshire puddings are shaped like bowls, she likes to eat Greek yoghurt out of them.

Greg awards Lucy fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)