Susan’s anytime advent calendar

Susan brings in an advent calendar with just five doors.

She explains that she loves advent calendars, so she’s brought one in that can be used at any time of the year, and not just at Christmas.

Inside the doors, there are: a coupon for a foot massage from Susan (as an ex-partner apparently told her she had “the hands of a midwife”); an adorable photo of Susan as a baby; a £10 note; a note promising a £100 donation to the charity of Greg’s choice (presumably transferable to the winner); and a poem written by Susan about “the most wonderful person”: Greg Davies.

Greg compliments Susan’s prize submission, as she had not had a particularly good showing during the round in prior episodes, and he awards her first place.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)