Lucy commits infanticide

Lucy takes the balloon out into the garden, telling Alex that she is already starting to develop maternal instincts towards it. Alex reminds her that she will still need to burst her baby, though.

As Alex takes care of her new balloon baby, Lucy puts a helmet inside of a top hat before placing the balloon inside of that.

Facing away from the balloon, Lucy then straddles a tetherball pole and jabs at the balloon with the spiked end of it. However, this spike turns out to not be sharp enough, so all Lucy manages to do is push her balloon baby out of the helmet and onto the grass.

Lucy sets her balloon back up in the top hat, and then stands right next to it, pushing directly down on it with the pole, successfully bursting it.

Lucy bursts the balloon from just 15 aspirins’ distance, and earns last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)