Susan’s bespoke coat

Susan alters a black fur coat with sequined yellow, blue, and purple fabric.

Greg notes that, were he more cynical, he would say that Susan had just glued on “some crudely cut pieces of material” to a pre-existing fur coat.

At Susan’s behest, Greg does try on the coat, before also putting on Julian’s latex shorts to complete the look.

Greg calls Susan’s gift “rubbish”, and awards it third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)