Julian’s life-changing outfit

Julian takes the time to decorate the box with pink dots, which Greg compliments. Julian also writes “To Sir” on it, as well “Have fun!” at the bottom.

Julian promises that the contents of the box could change Greg’s life.

Inside the box are a latex tank top and shorts, as well as some polish to keep them shiny.

Greg muses that he’s reaching retirement age, and so he might as well “go out with a bang” by wearing the outfit on national television.

After later trying the shorts on over his suit trousers, Greg claims that they feel “quite nice”.

Greg admits to never having considered the idea of Julian’s gift, and awards it joint second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)