Lenny points out all of Alex’s weird features

Lenny takes a small bite from one of the poppadoms before asking Alex for a drink. Alex then appears to have fetched him a glass of water.

Lenny disposes of the letter ‘Z’ first, before stating that Alex has “weird knees”.

He then eliminates the letters ‘X’, ‘V’, and ‘N’, before pointing out that Alex has “weird fingers”, and incurring a penalty for the ‘N’ in the word ‘fingers’.

After eliminating the letter ‘Q’, Lenny apparently realises that he can make Alex eat some of the poppadoms for him, and is seen stuffing a large piece of one into Alex’s mouth.

After eliminating the letters ‘D’ and ‘O’, Lenny immediately decides to point out that Alex’s “ears are odd”, this earning himself three penalties from a single three-letter word. He then realises his mistake, but reacts to it by saying “Oh my god! I’m using so many letters”, thus racking up another six penalties with three ‘O’s, two ‘N’s, and a ‘D’.

Lenny subsequently eliminates the letters ‘T’, ‘Y’, ‘H’, ‘R’, ‘W’ and ‘L’, before describing Alex as a “pig”. He then says the word “gap” and, when Alex clarifies whether he’s referring to the gap in Alex’s teeth, Lenny thoughtlessly responds with the word “yeah”, thus earning himself two penalties for using a ‘Y’ and an ‘H’. Realising his mistake, he then says “Oh, sorry”, earning himself another six penalties for using two ‘O’s, two ‘R’s, an ‘H’, and a ‘Y’.

In the studio, after making Zoe use the insult “wankflap” towards Alex, Greg apologises to Lenny’s parents, but Lenny responds that he’s actually heard a lot worse from his mum, when she’s driving.

Alex reveals that Lenny had also offered up a number of compliments to Greg during his attempt, including “lovely hair”, “wonderful posture”, “perfect”, “hot”, “fab”, “fit”, and “muscle”.

Alex also reveals that Lenny had incurred a total of 85 penalties for using forbidden letters, effectively producing an additional 64 poppadoms’ worth of weight, and earning fourth place.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)