Sam’s baby doll

Sam presents a baby doll. When viewed from the back, Sam’s prize somewhat telegraphs the fact that something is not quite right about it, as the slightly oversized head is quite obviously made out of clay.

When turned around, the doll’s clay head is shown to have a long nose, wide lips, giant ears, a large bump on its head, and bulging green eyes with yellow sclera.

Greg says that he is not shocked, because he knew the baby’s face would be “something awful”. This doll is the last in a series of bizarre prizes brought in by Sam, and Greg says he has become immune to being shocked by Sam’s offerings. He awards Sam fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)