Sue’s cardboard Alex

Sue brings in a cardboard cut-out of Alex as seen from behind, with his hands behind his back.

When the cut-out is turned around, instead of a surprise image featuring Alex from the front, there’s a picture of a fully-nude Alex (except for his socks), with his hands now covering his behind.

When Greg asks Alex why the back of his body is so smooth, Alex hesitantly replies that he “sort of rubs around a bit”, and that he does so “more on the back than the front.”

Greg awards Sue last place, as he had suspected that the twist might be Alex’s “horrible bottom”.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)