Kristoffer’s useless clothes

Kristoffer brings what he deems “a fuckton” of clothes. When Atle suggests that new clothes could add some variety to Kristoffer’s life (Kristoffer has worn the same outfit for all tasks and studio sessions for both his series and this Christmas special), Kristoffer explains that when he is gifted clothes, they are always in sizes that are too small for him. He says he believes that people gifting him clothes are afraid of hurting his feelings by giving him clothes that would be too big for him.

He makes sure to emphasise that his offering is only a fraction of the clothing he has been gifted that he cannot wear, and that he is especially annoyed that the clothing has all come from stores which do not stock clothing in his size, so he cannot even exchange them for something that will actually fit him.

In a bid for points, while Atle is deliberating, Kristoffer puts on one of the hoodies to show just how small the clothes actually are.

Atle awards Kristoffer third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)