Siri’s singular condom

Siri says that her item she has brought in always remains on her bedside table.

She uses a metaphor to explain her choice: everyone enjoys having two shots of alcohol, and thinks a third will also be fun; but, in reality, that third shot is what will push one from tipsy to drunk, which will cause vomiting and a harsh morning-after hangover.

Siri therefore always keeps a condom next to her bed, to remind her to love and appreciate the two children she already has, and to never even think about having a third one.

Atle awards Siri fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)