Behrouz “has played hockey before” Badreh scores a goal

From his puck-handling skills, it’s evident that Behrouz actually knows how to play ice hockey.

He attempts a shot from the midway point on the ice rink, launching the puck into the air towards a frightened David, and it lands in the goal. In celebration, Behrouz drops to one knee and pumps his fist.

Behrouz then tries some shots from where the opposing goal would be. His first two miss, but he then gets one on a good trajectory towards the goal, but it is blocked by David. He finally scores a goal from across the rink, and celebrates by blowing on the end of his hockey stick, before miming holstering it, as though it were a pistol.

When Behrouz asks whether anyone can beat his distance, David reasons that if someone were to think the task over, they just might. Behrouz then apparently thinks the task over himself, because he comes to the conclusion that the goal can be moved.

Behrouz moves the goal flush against one wall of the rink, and takes his shot from the opposite wall of the rink, and his shot goes in. He slides onto his side in celebration.

In the studio, when Babben points out that Behrouz had not celebrated after each attempt (rather, just after each success), Behrouz attempts to justify his mundane unconscious actions (such as putting his hand in his pocket) as “classic” goal celebrations.

Despite scoring a goal from 58.3 metres away, Behrouz earns just one participation point.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)