Joanne gets poppa’s attention

In the first round, Joanne immediately draws both male and female human reproductive organs on her sausage, along with eyes and a mouth. Greg notes that this is a strong opener.

In the second round, Joanne adds a pitchfork, devil’s tail, arms and legs, and crosses out the female genitalia “cos men are scarier”.

In the third round, Joanne adds a tennis racquet, an egg & spoon, some footballs being grabbed by the sausage, and some lines behind it to depict speed. However, Greg describes what he’s seeing as “a big sausage on wheels, farting its way towards a lollypop”.

In the fourth and final round, Joanne puts her sausage on a stripper pole and gives it five breasts, kinky boots, a thong (leading Greg to comment “Now you've got poppa’s attention”), and a gimp mask. Greg decides that he can’t actually mark the remaining two sausages on their sexiness, so he instead awards points based on the sheer amount of sexual references featured. Joanne therefore earns 5 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)