Steve’s party sausage goes S&M

In the first round, Steve turns his sausage into a party girl with trousers, a sash, arms, a face, and hair buns. Greg describes the sausage as being “quite fey” and Steve explains that the sausage is heading off to a festival to hear some “bangers”. The pun forces Greg to remove his glasses, put his head in his hand, and groan, before noting that he thinks Steve’s punnery will grind his gears during the series.

In the second round, Steve makes his sausage scary by giving it a weapon dripping in blood and pointed teeth, and showing it holding a severed human head. He names it “Texas Chainsaw Sausage”.

In the third round, Steve makes his sausage sporty by turning its weapon into a hockey stick, and the severed head into a person tackling it, and adding a ball which the sausage character is just about to hit into a goal.

In the fourth and final round, Steve makes his sausage sexy by giving it a harness, lipstick, braids, and a whip. Greg decides that he can’t actually mark the remaining two sausages on their sexiness, so he instead awards points based on the sheer amount of sexual references featured. Steve is thus awarded 4 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)