Sophie arms her sausage with an oven chip
In the first round, Sophie quickly finishes her drawing, turning her sausage into a pondering figure, with a question mark in a thought bubble. She invokes existentialism in her explanation to Greg, claiming that the sausage is asking itself who it really is.
In the second round, Sophie adds a lock of hair to her sausage, and gives it a more open mouth, angrier eyebrows, and a knife – which Greg says looks like “a big oven chip”. Sophie claims she was going to add blood to show that the sausage was on a rampage, but Greg doesn’t buy it, and she is therefore eliminated in the second round, and earns 2 points.
(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)