Sophie’s zebra-print onesie

Sophie brings in a tight zebra-print onesie, claiming that her own grandmother used to wear such garments a lot. She rhetorically poses the question “Why should you be a sexual being?”.

She goes on to explain that her grandmother was “fantastic”, and was “slut dropping” and “twerking”, until “she had a partial prolapse”.

In response to Nick’s, Joanne’s and Sophie’s prize submissions, Greg asks whether anyone had considered a “really sweet granny” while choosing their prizes, rather than “some blinged-up sex maniac, teetering on the verge of death”.

A second mention of ‘slut dropping’ by Sophie during John’s prize presentation prompts Alex to ask what the phrase means, which leads to an impromptu live demonstration of such - along with some twerking - by Sophie, much to the audience’s appreciation.

When awarding points, Greg states his opinion that no grandmas would want such an outfit, but admits he could be wrong (prompting Sophie to respond “You are”), and he awards her 2 points.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)