Joanne’s golden granny grill

Joanne states that she wants to give a granny some “oral pride”, and so she brings in a golden grill for them to wear over their teeth, asking “Why should they be all gappy and vacant?”. The grill is flat except for four very prominent incisors. When Greg asks why a grandparent would want such a grill, Joanne claims that “It’s better than a blue rinse and a Laura Ashley two piece”, and suggests that the item will provide them with some “dignity”.

In response to Nick’s, Joanne’s and Sophie’s prize submissions, Greg asks whether anyone had considered a “really sweet granny” while choosing their prizes, rather than “some blinged-up sex maniac, teetering on the verge of death”.

When awarding points, Greg states that he doesn’t believe there are any grandparents who want grills, so he awards Joanne just 1 point.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)