John acts as umpire and commentator

John chooses to use the available vehicles in the following order: car, trolley, horse, buggy.

In the first round, he gently pushes the car towards the first parking bay and it overshoots slightly, ending up in parking bay number two, but he makes it through to the next round.

In the second round, he takes a deep breath and then pushes the trolley towards the parking bays, but it stops short of even the first bay. However, after Joanne’s car stops even shorter of the bay, John squeaks through to the next round.

In the third round, John confidently shoves the horse towards parking bay three. Although it veers off-course, it still stops parallel to the first half of the bay, so John makes it through to the final round.

In the final round, John officiously instructs everyone to “Clear the Knappett”, and then shakes hands with Steve, before commentating “Oh, that’s lovely to see”. He then pushes his buggy slightly too softly, and it comes to a rest in the second parking pay, rather than the fourth.

John is eliminated in the fourth round, and earns 4 points.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)