Nick's slightly chilled wine

Nick suggests that Greg should try adding an ice cube to a glass of white wine, to keep him from getting hot.

He tells Greg to give it a shot, but Greg declines because he is “not a pussy”, and adds that Nick isn’t revealing anything new to him. He then says that he could just put his wine in the fridge, if he wanted it cold, but Nick argues that he could then add the cube to the glass afterwards, to keep it cold. Greg boils Nick’s prize to “the ability… to have a glass of wine at a certain distance from my fridge”.

Greg finds it hard to be mean to Nick, but gives him just 1 point.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)