John's bloody-lipped beauty

John appears to be incredibly focused throughout his attempt, grabbing the ball by its line with the tongs, and diligently painting and applying hair to it.

Upon initially viewing the face on John’s ball, Greg really likes it, even going as far to say that it made him blush. However, he then points out the big lips that John has added, suggesting that they “may have been involved in an accident”.

Greg struggles to decide between John’s and Sophie’s faces, when he comes to award first and second place, stating that he’s entered into “dream-date territory”, and thus coining the episode title.

Greg ultimately awards John 4 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)