Nick's tiny-eyed beauty

Nick starts off by painting red lips on his ball. He uses the tongs to help stabilise his ball while painting, but then accidentally pulls the ball off of the string it is hanging from, and it rolls off the edge of the stage.

Greg tosses the ball back up to Alex, who reattaches the ball to the string so that Nick can continue.

Nick then experiences some issues keeping the ball within his own reach, so Greg advises him not to raise his head. Nick believes that his short stature leaves him at a disadvantage, though, demonstrating that it doesn’t matter what position his head is in – his arms can only ever just barely reach the ball.

Upon first viewing Nick’s face, Greg laughs but comments that he finds it more attractive than the one with less hair on (presumably referring to Joanne’s).

Nick ultimately earns 3 points for his effort.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)