Joanne's squishy nose

Joanne brings in a rubber nose, representing her actual nose. She explains that she has no cartilage in her nose, which allows her to press her nose down flat. She claims that it was her party trick, along with her buffing it back into shape afterward.

Joanne invites Greg to squeeze her nose, and Greg obliges. As she’s instructing Greg on how to “push her nose in”, her hair gets in the way, and John asks if he can hold it back for her. She permits him to do this, and calls him a gentleman for doing so. As Greg pushes Joanne’s nose in, both he and the audience are disgusted.

Joanne claims that she’s answered the brief, but Greg points out that it had asked for something that he’d like to squeeze, and adds that he’d felt forced into doing it, rather than being enticed.

Despite his initial disgust, Greg awards Joanne 4 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)