Josh chops some onions

Josh immediately locates and chops some onions, proceeding to rub them directly under his eyes and nose to stimulate a response, which he instantly regrets.

He manages to capture one tear, and then assaults himself with the onion again, capturing a second tear.

By repeating the process for the allotted 20 minutes, he is able to collect seven whole tears, placing him third overall in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)