Episode 1: Wiley giraffe blower

Episode synopsis

In the first part of this Champion of Champions special, the contestants must bring in the most embarrassing item, either throw an exercise ball into a bath or fill a shopping trolley with coconuts, blow something substantial off a table, perform a miracle, and write down the second longest word beginning with the letter 'T'.

Title context

'Wiley giraffe blower' was a phrase used by Greg to describe Noel Fielding, after the 'Blow something substantial off a table' task.

Alternate Titles

• On Finland's MTV Katsomo streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Viekas kirahvinpuhaltaja', which translates as 'Wiley giraffe blower'. [Translator credit: zador]
• On Norway's Discovery+ Norge streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Giraffblåseren Wiley', which translates as 'Wiley giraffe blower'. Note: this Norwegian translation of the title only appears in the subtitles for the episode, whereas the episode title listed on the platform is the original English title. [Translator credit: Jan Harald]

Assistant Intro

And here, smug as a pug, so servile it's vile... Oh, who is it?! It's little Alex Horne!

Taskmaster's Sign-off

So what have we learnt today? We've learnt that if you want to be a champion, mentally scar your siblings by dressing them up as murderous dictators. But let's never forget, the winner of the first episode of the Taskmaster Champion of Champions is Katherine Ryan! Thank you, you wonderful peasants. We'll see you next time.