Episode 1: F**k golf

Episode synopsis

In this first episode of a new season, the contestants must bring in the best thing that weighs exactly 10kg, retrieve some eggs from the top of a pole, crack a crème brûlée, hit a golf ball into its hole, and construct the tallest skyscraper out of bars of soap.

Title context

'Fuck golf' was Paul Ego's response to his poor performance at the 'Hit the golf ball into its hole' task.

Assistant Intro

And sitting next to me is a man whose piercing blue eyes and dogged attention to detail makes him an absolute star in the popular car ride game I Spy, although I have never been in a car with him to experience it myself. It's Paul Williams.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

Tonight, we've witnessed Paul Ego eating dog shit. We've seen Chris Parker prove that time waits for no man who can't throw a teaspoon. We've also found out that the winner of episode one, season three of Taskmaster is Josh Thomson!