Episode 2: Sauce tits

Episode synopsis

In this episode the contestants must bring in something that delights all five senses, make a dramatic exit, transport some milk, recite pi, and memorise some fish in a shed.

Title context

'Sauce tits' was what Paul Ego claimed he'd always wanted, during the 'Make a dramatic exit' task.

Taskmaster Intro

Kia ora koutou. Welcome to the television show Taskmaster. We're here to celebrate and commiserate five comedians attempting to impress me by completing tasks to the best of their sometimes limited abilities. All in the hopes of winning a golden statue of my head, which nine out of 10 doctors call perfectly-shaped.

Note: 'Kia ora koutou' is Māori for 'Hello everyone'.

Assistant Intro

And to shepherd their efforts, I have my very own Little Bo Peep, without the cute dress and intimidating crook. It's Paul Williams.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

Tonight, we've seen dramatic exits, some bickering over spilt milk, and the televisual first of someone reading 1,000 numbers off a piece of paper. But mostly, we've also seen that there can only be one winner of the second episode of Taskmaster, and that person is Josh Thomson!