Episode 10: I can hear it gooping

Episode synopsis

In this series finale, the contestants must bring in the most magnificent stationery, lie on the ground when a siren sounds, find a hard-boiled egg, recreate a classic video game, tie themselves up as securely as possible, and play a good old-fashioned game of 'Sausage or Finger?'.

Title context

'I can hear it gooping' was an exclamation made by James Acaster during the 'Find the hard-boiled egg' task.

Alternate Titles

• On Denmark's TV2 Play streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Jeg kan høre det snaske', which translates as 'I can hear it squelching'.
• On Finland's MTV Katsomo streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Kuulen sen mullutuksen', which translates as 'I can hear it gooping'. [Translator credit: zador]
• On Norway's Discovery+ Norge streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Jeg hører at det kleber seg', which translates as 'I hear it sticks'. Note: this Norwegian translation of the title only appears in the subtitles for the episode, whereas the episode title listed on the platform is the original English title. [Translator credit: Jan Harald]

Taskmaster Intro

Hello and the warmest of welcomes to the Taskmaster series seven grand final! I, Greg Davies, will be your linchpin, carrying you through the closing stages of the competition, all the way up to its dramatic climax.

Assistant Intro

And, here... He's the boss of the boring, and now only a couple of decades from his first ever pay rise. Ladies and gentlemen, for the last time this series... Oooh! Who is it?!... It's little Alex Horne!

Taskmaster's Sign-off

Thank you so much for watching! Thank you, little Alex Horne, for being so little. Thank you again to our stupendous cast, and of course, colossal congratulations to Kerry Godliman for becoming the series champion! series eight is next. Fancy that? We'll see you there.