Communicate an autobiographical 10-word story to the Taskmaster

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The task brief is laid on top of a plinth in a covered footbridge connecting the grandstand to an adjacent building at Sandown Park racecourse. The briefs for the task are as follows:
Write an autobiographical 10-word story.
You have two minutes.
Your time starts now.
Communicate your story to the Taskmaster.
You may not leave the bridge.
The most accurately-communicated story wins.
You have 10 minutes to prepare your performance, then 30 seconds to communicate your story.
Your time starts now.

Task notes
- Also on the plinth, there is an A3 ring-bound sketchpad upon which the contestants must write their 10-word stories, and a pen.
- Also available in the footbridge is a bucket of window cleaning supplies, including a spray bottle full of water.
- Visible from the footbridge, there is a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Greg Davies standing behind a window of the adjacent grandstand building.
- This task is similar in nature to the ‘Silently mouth a fact to the Taskmaster’ task, but is distinct enough to be categorised here as original.
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