Abby discovers 10 incredible artefacts within a few square metres

Abby initially suggests “Imagine if I did some sick parkour stunts.” She is then seen in the wooded area of the grounds, pushing herself away from a tree trunk with her leg, before performing a spin on the footpath. She then performs another dance move, followed by a dramatic ending on the ground, which she appears to count as her fourth “sick” move.

Abby then glances into the vegetation along the path and spots a letter, which she opens and claims to be from the Captain of the Titanic, admitting that he’d sunk the ship “on purpose”. Noting what an incredible find this is, she suggests that it would be wild if she then found nine more incredible artefacts in a row.

Getting up, she calls out to draw Paul’s attention to another discovery, but then loses track of where she’d left it, and Paul has to direct her to the “new species of kiwi” she has purportedly discovered.

She subsequently ‘finds’ the key to the vault in the Tower of London, “The cutlass of the world’s most famous pirate”, Aladdin’s lamp, a wooden duck which she claims is a childhood artefact of Queen Victoria’s, and the “sands of Father Time” (an egg timer).

After she finds a small box, and Paul asks her how many artefacts she has discovered, she responds “that’s… heaps”. She then discovers the skeleton of Jean Pierre (the character previously played by Paul on two separate occasions) and a message in a bottle, which turns out to be another confession from the Captain of the Titanic, about his proclivity for “piss play” (not the first time she’s brought this activity up).

In the studio, Abby points out that she had identified 10 incredible artefacts, and that while to anyone else the last item was just a bottle, she’d looked at it and knew immediately that it was from the Captain of the Titanic.

Jeremy states that he’s learned some interesting things from Abby, and he awards her 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)