Paleface presents propaganda

Paleface stands between two portraits of Jaakko, and delivers a stern address to camera: “Dear friends. Comrades. People of North Korea. Part 1: Reasoning. You should listen to the Taskmaster in order to avoid punishment and shame that will span generations. Part 2: Practice. Most problems are a result of not having read the instructions given to us by the Taskmaster carefully enough. The Taskmaster will respond at jaakko.saariluoma@pornhub.com if you have any more questions. Thank you. The battle continues.” Paleface earns joint third place, as well as a bonus point for his “global approach and broad thinking.”

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)