Lucy makes a vegan sausage

Lucy’s list of ingredients is as follows:

Some carrots
Apple
Urgh banana
Some more carrots
Apple
Grape
Egg

Although she lists ‘Apple’ twice, it’s immediately obvious that she has also put onion into her sausage mix (there may have been some justification for why the onion counted as one of her apple entries which did not make the edit, as this is apparently not remarked upon).

It appears that she actually sources all of the ingredients for her sausage herself, by bringing items into the living room from the kitchen.

Her sausage turns out as a giant patty of the blended ingredients, and does not look particularly appetising. She does, however, shape it to resemble a giant smile on the plate, adding two dots for eyes above it. She also garnishes the plate with a small rubber duck.

Lucy seems surprised that Alex wants to pick up her sausage and, when he does, it’s revealed to be quite mushy.

Alex describes the taste of Lucy’s sausage as “a hot banana” (and, in the studio, “awful”), and awards Lucy third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)