Sue uses the back of her hand

At the start of her attempt, it is revealed that Sue does hve a driver’s license, but she admits that it “took a while to get” (in the studio, she clarifies that it took 14 years).

When Alex runs her through how the sweeper works, he informs her that it goes up to 10mph, which leads Sue to declare that she intends to “push this bitch”.

Sue is called back by Alex at the first signal, and he informs her that the amber signal means that she must turn on her brushes. She wisely uses her short time in Alex’s traffic school to ask him about as many signals as she can.

As she approaches the second signal, Sue states out loud that she’ll need to return (presumably the signal had changed before reached it, and she did not know what that colour meant). As she had suspected, Alex then blows his whistle, calling her back to his traffic school.

Sue asks to borrow Alex’s pen, and then writes down the signal rules on the back of her hand, as a reference. However, she then has trouble reading her own hurried handwriting, and is eventually called back again by Alex at the third signal.

After another stint in traffic school, Sue seems to decipher her own handwriting enough to successfully complete the course. She briefly removes both hands from the steering wheel, near the finishing line, to raise her arms in victory, which causes the sweeper to start to veer off of the course, and she then chides herself for doing so.

In the studio, Greg notes that Sue really did “push that bitch”, and Sue notes that the sweeper was an “exhausted bitch” by the end of the task.

Sue completes the task in 11 minutes and 43 seconds, and earns first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)