Calle assaults Santa Claus

Calle duct-tapes the candle to his head, thus technically fulfilling the task requirement while leaving both of his hands free.

He then tries to pick up the whole pot full of mulled wine, but hesitates when he realises just how heavy it is.

Calle then sources a hosepipe and an empty petrol canister, and starts to siphon the mulled wine into it. While doing so, he starts to have a choking fit, before informing Olli that the hose had still had some stale water in it from the last time it was used.

As he waits for the siphoning to finish, Calle picks up a kitchen knife (which he had presumably used to cut a length of the hosepipe) and throws it at a nearby inflatable Santa Claus decoration. When his throw misses, he starts physically attacking the Santa with his body, kicking and punching it before throwing it at a nearby fence.

To actually transport his wine, Calle simply caps the petrol canister and then throws it down the hill, allowing gravity to do the work for him.

He then places the empty pot on the stove, empties the contents of the petrol canister back into it, and kicks the empty canister into the undergrowth.

In the studio, Atle notes that Calle usually makes the most of all the time he is given in each task, and so he is surprised that Calle had chosen to pass his waiting time with “Santa violence”. Calle responds by insisting that such “American Christmas crap” has no business being in Norway, and so claims that his time attacking the Santa had therefore been spent in a useful manner.

Calle moves 18.4 litres of mulled wine in total, and earns fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)