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Episode 3: A real tear-jerker
Episode synopsis
In this episode the contestants must eat as much watermelon as possible, make a movie that makes the Taskmaster cry, lasso Mark, get to know a person who frequently lies and brags, and get some fruit into a bowl.
Title context
Mark Le Fêvre used the phrase 'a real tear-jerker' when he introduced the 'Make a movie that makes the Taskmaster cry' task.
Taskmaster Intro
Welcome to Stormester. Five well-known Danes entertain me with solutions to tasks from the genius to the gruesome. I'm Lasse Rimmer.
Assistant Intro
How nice to sit next to Mark Le Fêvre. Le Fêvre is French, and means 'kratluskeren' [dark beer].
Episode prize
The prize in this episode was Neel Rønholt’s Tinka Santa hat.
Taskmaster's Sign-off
Leonid Brezhnev once said the following to me in Nyborg on a wet evening, with vodka on his breath: ‘Thanks for tonight.’
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Subtitles
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- Danish Credit: Martin Schiær (Dansk Video Tekst)
- English Credit: anonymous