Episode 1: Who the hell has a fax machine?

Episode synopsis

In this episode the contestants must catapult a shoe into a bathtub, receive a drawing of the Taskmaster on a fax machine, beautifully destroy a cake, resist the urge to blink, and stack their buckets.

Title context

'Who the hell has a fax machine?' was a question asked by Jonas Mogensen during the 'Receive a drawing of the Taskmaster on a fax machine' task.

Taskmaster Intro

Good evening. Welcome to Stormester. My name is Lasse Rimmer, and I've been looking forward to this evening like a child on Christmas Eve who just heard a man come down the chimney with the words, 'My gift to you this year is a new season of Stormester'. I have brewed on new tasks, and we have five fresh rivals who will dance on the line between failure and triumph.

Assistant Intro

It's like returning home, to sit in this chair next to my faithful companion, Mark le Fêvre. Funny little thing: Le Fêvre is French, and means 'the rat lover'.

Episode prize

The prize in this episode was Jonas' remote control for his adjustable bed. However, Tobias decided to let Jonas keep it at the end of the episode.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

I heard this from a kneeling monk at a pub on Lolland. He said: ‘Thanks for tonight.’