Episode 9: Well alright!

Episode synopsis

In this penultimate episode of the season, the contestants must bring in the most baffling mystery, become one with nature, create and advertise an amazing new cereal, hide a body, and play 'human war boats'. Also, one lucky contestant finds a secret task which makes them wet.

Title context

'Well alright!' was Josh Thomson's catchphrase from the 'Create and advertise an amazing new cereal' task.

Assistant Intro

If they do turn full zombie, I know exactly who my number one human shield will be. Please welcome the first person I'd sacrifice, Paul Williams.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

And that's our show. It's been a show with stench: the stench of the death of five best friends; the stench of burnt, boogered cereal; and the stench that's been in the studio for nine weeks now, which can only be described as a mix of Josh Thomson and Poo Lake juice. But tonight's overwhelming stench tells us that our winner of episode nine, season three of Taskmaster is Chris Parker.