Episode 2: Keep it clean and flowing

Episode synopsis

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the most satisfying thing to touch, let the cat out of the bag, make an older family member hang up on them, do the bravest thing with a ream of paper, and de-pineapple some pizzas. There is also a thrilling tie-breaker task involving clapping as quickly as possible.

Title context

'I keep it clean and flowing' was a statement made by Danielle Walker, when explaining to Nina Oyama why she has never had a UTI.

Taskmaster Intro

Yes, hello and welcome, one and all, to Taskmaster Australia. Many months ago, I sent five comedians of varying levels of fame, success, and hand-eye coordination to our private Taskmaster retreat, to complete a series of complex tasks. Why would they put themselves through it? The answer is simple: to win this, my iconic head re-created in pure gold paint and medium-heavy plastic.

Assistant Intro

Speaking of 'job of a lifetime', look who the work experience people have sent us today. It's a younger, keener Tom - my assistant, Tom Cashman.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

Tonight we learned that the best way to find a cat is to look for the sign with a big arrow next to it. We learned that umbrella spokes can kill. And we also learned every single detail about the everyday life and opinions of Luke McGregor's parents. Most importantly, our episode two winner is Nina. Well done to them.