Invent a new profanity

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Bonus points?
Yes
Task brief
The brief for the task is as follows:
Invent a new profanity, and shout it as loud as you can.
You have 5 minutes to prepare.
The loudest profanity wins.
Bonus points are available for the best new profanity.
Your time starts now.
Task notes
- David has a decibel meter to measure how loud the contestants’ profanities are.
Task stats

Points
16

Disquals
0
Attempts
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