Episode 3

Episode synopsis

In this episode the contestants must bring in the most confusing thing, invent a cool new handshake, appear as different as possible in four photos, put the most spaghetti into a grapefruit, transfer water from one fishbowl to another, and stand up after exactly 100 seconds.

Taskmaster Intro

Good evening, and welcome to Direktor Svemira. I am Ivan Šarić, the Taskmaster. Thank you so much for still being with us. For the last few months, four wonderful candidates and Igor Drljo have been with us. They have been doing unusual tasks and will receive absolutely useless points, and fight for a commendable reward, and that is my golden bust. Who wouldn't want to have this at home for years and years, to keep hold of and wipe the dust off of it? It's time to introduce!

Contestant Intros

A woman who is apparently allergic to baggy clothes: Lidija Bacic!

The man who let his beard grow out to look better. See it on the screen and judge for yourself: Igor Drljo!

Ana Begic Tahiri is with us. By the way, I found out that she married Mr Tahiri - who is from Dubrava - who visited me and drove me around in his car trunk. So she will have the best introduction of all: Ana Begic Tahiri is a beautiful being who is unique in the universe, and we all love her very much. I hope you are satisfied, Mr Tahiri.

Note: There is a running joke during this episode of Ivan apologising to Ana's husband, whenever he makes a joke at her expense, the implication being that Ana's husband is some kind of mafioso who will harm Ivan for treating her poorly.

A thorn in the side of Zadar politics, and of this show, Enio Mestrovic!

And also with us is the talented Split stand-up comedian Ante... [mumbles incorrect last name].

Assistant Intro

And also here, as every time, is my personal assistant, Luka. Please give one - ONE - clap for Luka.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

What did we learn in today's episode? We learned that Lidija's most confusing thing is eggs. We learned that Enio has stolen petrol before. And we learned that Ante never wears underwear, so maybe these prizes will help him.