Episode 2

Episode synopsis

In this episode the contestants must bring in the thing most people want to touch, sort some objects with their face, do something manly with a cardboard box, find out about a Hungarian person, and separate the blue sweets while wearing boxing gloves.

Taskmaster Intro

Good evening and welcome to Direktor Svemira. I am Ivan Šarić, I am the Taskmaster, so welcome to me. The show started off great. So what is this show about? I have gathered five people from the public eye who have been going through seemingly simple and uncomfortable tasks for the past few months. These are all magnificent people, purely because they are with us on the show. Please give them a big round of applause when I announce them.

Contestant Intros

He’s a small man trapped in the body of an even smaller man: Igor Drljo!

One of the greatest actresses of today... is not here. But Ana Begic Tahiri is with us!

Showing us just how far the music industry has fallen during Covid: Lidija Bacic!

A thorn in the side of Zadar politics, and of this show: Enio Mestrovic!

Split stand-up comedian Ante [mumbles incorrect last name].

Assistant Intro

And, of course, this show wouldn't be complete without my personal assistant. Please, one clap - just one clap - for mister Luka.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

What did we learn in today's episode? We learned that Ante must not sit next to Lidija, because he wants to touch her, and we will face a lawsuit, or worse – we will end up in Veljaca's column. We learned that a banana has five sides. We learned that– you can't touch me. Most importantly, we learned that Igor, when he gets on his toes, is still the same height.

Note: Jelena Veljaca is a Croatian actress and columnist. During this sign-off, Luka slowly attempts to touch Ivan's face.