Marko gets personal

In the first round, Marko asks if anyone has either done military service or attended boot camp, and 11 people raise their hands.
In the second round, Marko asks who looks at the toilet paper, after wiping, and 19 people raise their hands.
Marko is eliminated after the second round for having the most 'yes'es, and earns 3 points.
(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)