Phil only reads two of the tasks

Phil first reads the balancing task. It is raining during his attempt, so instead of climbing onto the slippery, wet table, Phil fetches two logs from a nearby wood pile to use as platforms. Using Antoine for stability, Phil balances the granola bar on top of the pole.

Phil then opens the throwing task, and throws the Jell-O at the bucket, missing his first attempt. Most of his Jell-O lands in the bucket on his second try, through, which is apparently enough for his effort to count.

Phil does not even read the final task; he simply predicts that it will instruct him to eat an item, so he eats the cheese puff.

Phil completes all three tasks in 2 minutes and 8 seconds, and earns second place.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)