Christian takes a picture

As soon as Mark lights the fuse, Christian takes his phone out of his pocket and snaps a picture of the task brief, before it bursts into flames.

He initially attacks the banana with a knife, continually chopping at it until it finally breaks. He then charms the didgeridoo by offering it a flower, and blowing lightly against it.

Christian then looks at his photo again and spots the alphabetical pattern in the instructions.

He eliminates the draught beer by shooting it with a toy gun, before knocking it over. He hits the mannequin’s head with a hammer, declares that there are no artichokes present, throws the laminator into the yard, and rubs the elf’s foot.

Christian discovers the parrot’s quiz by dramatically pointing to it and loudly demanding to know what is hanging on the bird’s neck.

He then proceeds to shake the bag of candy, unravel the wool, and measure the wok and xylophone.

Christian pities the zebra by rubbing it against his groin and whimpering (which apparently counts).

Finally, he changes the trout’s stream by setting it on fire.

Christian solves all 13 tasks, and therefore earns first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)