Episode 4: Oink oink bitches

Episode synopsis

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the thing that would make a crowd of people go ‘Ooh!’, go as low as they can go, live by the mantra created by another contestant, propel five balls into a van, and share beautiful childhood memories via an auto-tuned microphone.

Title context

Josh Thomas’ shares that his mantra to live by is “Oink-oink, bitches!”, during the ‘Live by the mantra created by another contestant’ task.

Taskmaster Intro

Welcome to Taskmaster Australia. If this show was a sport, it would be full contact and banned everywhere but the Maldives. If this show was a song, it would be full fidelity and performed by throat singers. Every episode, five yet-to-be fully formed comedians chase points by completing tasks, with the series winner awarded a prize so sought after by crooks that it's guarded by a real big prick of a dragon: this shimmering mould of my head.

Assistant Intro

Finally, to my left is the guy whose casual wardrobe is made up entirely of Mr Beast merch. It's Lesser Tom Cashman.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

And so ends another Taskmaster. But what have we learned? Well, Lloyd has refused to learn how to cook pasta. Josh has taught us all to ‘oink-oink, bitches!’. And we learned that Tom Cashman is a piece of shit turd who will be cursed to be a joyless troll turd. Jenny's words, not mine. But I agree with them. Now it's time to watch Wil live that 'oink-oink, bitches!' lifestyle. Good on him. And good night to you.